You know you are a mom when...

You have sung happy birthday to the vacuum cleaner

You have said, "Don't put that toilet paper in your mouth after you have used it!"

You have done all of the moves to a Wiggles show before 7:00am.

You have attempted to go somewhere as a family, and upon arrival have discovered that 50% of you are without shoes. You really know you are a mom when you decide that is just fine and go on with the planned activity.

You are on Poison Control's mailing list.

You have said, "PLEASE stop licking your knee!" or "PLEASE stop chewing on your toenails!"

You have let your 3-year-old change your 1-year-old's diaper.

Your most indispensable tool is a wet wipe. You use them as toilet paper, paper towels, washcloths, and to clean the carpet, the car, the kitchen floor, the windows, your jewelry, the dog, your shirt, muddy shoes, the toilet and the shopping cart.