I walked into my bedroom today to find Claire feeding Evan an old bottle. Here is how that played out...

Mommy: Claire! Don't feed Evan that bottle! It is OLD! Did he drink any?!?!
Claire: Um-hum. (affirmative)
Mommy: How much did he drink?!?!
Claire: Um...four pounds?

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I was getting ready in the bathroom the other day when Anne walked in and started sifting through my make up drawer. She found a small tube of cream in the back that I never use.

Anne: Mommy what is this?
Mommy: Cream.
Anne: What is it for?
Mommy: It's eye wrinkle cream.
Anne: Oohhhh.....so you don't use it because you like your wrinkles?
Mommy: Sigh.

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We were walking through the store the other day and Anne noticed our favorite television show for sale on DVD...

Anne: LOOK MOM!!! "I LOVE LUCY"!
Claire: ME TOO!